LAUNCHING IN 0 DAYS · MACOS FIRST

The waitlist
you can do
push-ups on.

Claudio turns your AI agent's thinking time into sets. He isn't ready yet — but he's already keeping score.

No spam. One email on launch day, and one from Claudio if you slack off.
Or beat the model first40 seconds · no install · your reps come with you

Fifty reps makes you a Desk Gremlin — “doing push-ups for a website. We see you.”

Claudio
“I'm not even installed yet and you're already behind 0 people.”
REPS BANKED · APP NOT EVEN OUT
50
THE PRE-SEASON GAME

Beat the model

A fake agent run, forty seconds. The camera counts — same detector as the app. Beat what it needs to think. No camera, no round.

the-wait — 40 secondstoday's prompt · new one at midnight
➜ claude "why is prod down"
Reading 2,104 log lines…
✻ Thinking ready when you are

Stand back. Jump — arms and legs. A wave is not a jack.

Stand back – whole body
0REPS
FORTY SECONDS · NO INSTALL
Bank more reps than it needs to think

Your score is the invite

Every round produces a card with your number and one nomination. Send it, and the link opens on their round with your score already on screen to beat.

Keep the reps.

Whatever you just banked comes with you: join and it counts toward your place in line. So do invites. He doesn't care which.

No spam. One email on launch day, and one from Claudio if you slack off.
THE PRE-SEASON BOARD

Reps banked in the daily round, before the app even ships. These people have a problem, and it is now our target market.

0 repsbanked in the daily round so far. The table opens once a few more people have embarrassed themselves.
See the whole board →
WHAT YOU WIN · NOTHING PHYSICAL

Status only. It travels further than a t-shirt.

#1 · your handle on his shirt
Claudio wears it in-app, for every user, for the whole first week.
Top 10 · you write his lines
Submit one insult each. They ship in v1 with your handle in the release notes.
Top 100 · founding fit
A card theme nobody can ever earn again. Visible on every card you post.
Top 500 · three days early
The build before launch, and a head start on the real season-1 board.
THE LADDER

He has named every rung. None of them are flattering.

0 REPS

Chair Dweller

Signed up. Did nothing. Classic.

25 REPS

Idle Hands

One good afternoon, then silence.

50 REPS

Desk Gremlin

Doing push-ups for a website. We see you.

150 REPS

Prompt Athlete

Beats the model more often than not.

400 REPS

Sweatlord

Colleagues have started asking questions.

800 REPS

Unemployed?

Nobody has this much waiting time. Nobody.

Can I just lie about the reps?

No. The camera counts, same as the app. There is no +1. If it cannot see you, it does not count.

What do you do with my email?

One launch email, one reminder if your pre-season streak dies. No list rental, no drip sequence, unsubscribe kills everything.

When does it actually ship?

macOS in 0 days, free. Windows follows. Top 500 get it three days early, which is the only real reason to climb.